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Star Trek: Into Darkness

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This is it, folks.  The best movie of the summer is currently playing at the Stadium 9, and you should go see it.  If you wait until summer actually starts, you’re likely to miss it, and that would be sad.

“Star Trek: Into Darkness” is a hoot.  It’s fun and fast-paced, hurtling from one side of the galaxy to the other and then back again.  It’s both accessible for newcomers to the “Star Trek” mythology and rewarding for fans who know all the in-jokes.  It brings back the best villain of the old “Star Trek” series and movies, though I’m not supposed to tell you that (oh come on, Paramount. His name is in the credits listed on imdb.com.  I’m not giving THAT much away.)

Director J.J. Abrams is perhaps the best handler of big, complicated set pieces this side of Christopher Nolan.  “Into Darkness” throws us immediately into one, as Kirk sprints throw licorice-red vines trying to escape chalky white dudes while Spock attempts to defuse a volcano.  Of course it doesn’t go as planned, and the Prime Directive gets violated.  Spock, of course, issues a full report to Starfleet while Kirk tries to sweep the whole thing under the rug, and as a result, he finds himself relieved of his position as captain of the USS Enterprise.

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This Week on DVD: May 21, 2013

Beautiful Creatures Clearly when Warner Brothers snatched up this bestselling young adult book series about witches and teenagers, they were hoping it was the next “Twilight” or “Harry Potter.”  Box office results indicate it isn’t.  Critical reviews indicate it’s about as good as the “Twilight” movies.

The Last Stand The Governator has left office and is back on the silver screen — though I’m not sure there’s that much difference in California. Perhaps even more interesting is South Korean director Ji-Woon Kim (he made the fantastic “I Saw the Devil” a few years back) making his first American movie.  But based on the reviews, those two factors fail to add up to more than an action flick in the old-fashioned mold — violent, brainless, filled with moldy one-liners and celebrating the worst, most embarassing parts of American culture.

Side Effects Steven Soderbergh has proclaimed that this is the last film he’ll ever make, but that didn’t keep it from being virtually ignored by moviegoers in January.   Critics liked it though, claiming that while the story may be ridiculous (I think it has something to do with a drug that turns an ordinary woman into a psycho killer) the direction is so good it doesn’t matter.  It’s on my watchlist, if only to bid adieu to a director I didn’t always like or agree with, but always found interesting.

Stand Up Guys Al Pacino, Alan Arkin and Christopher Walken star in this slight film about aging gangsters trying to recapture their old magic one last time.  Pacino has been a parody of himself for a decade now, almost as long as he was good, one of our best.  But more than one critic called this his best performance in years, though nobody had anything good to say about the rest of the movie around him.

The ABCs of Death 26 short horror flicks – one for each letter of the alphabet – by 26 different directors. Sounds interesting, except I’ve never heard of a single one of the directors.  Still, it might be fun for horror aficionados.

A Common Man Ben Kingsley stars as a terrorist bomber in this race against the clock thriller.  No critic bothered to review this; I’m not sure why not.

Gregory Crewdson: Brief Encounters Your artist documentary of the week (it’s been a while since we had one!) is about photography Gregory Crewdson, who shoots impeccably composed photos of fake smalltown life.

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Jason Statham in a cowboy hat?  Teamed up with Jennifer Lopez in a flick about a criminal with ethics who gets double-crossed by his best pals and vows revenge?  Yep.  Those who liked it focused on its crisply directed action scenes; those who didn’t complained abou its script and acting.

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Chris Colfer and Rebel Wilson star in this high school comedy that looks an awful lot like “Glee: The Movie” except the nerds are obsessed with writing, not singing.  Hardly anyone liked it much, though no one outright hated it (except Cris Colbin at Slate, who said “it makes an inadvertent but hugely compelling pro-bullying argument.” Ouch!)  The general consensus was that it’s a star vehicle for Colfer , who wrote the script and gave himself all the best lines while everyone else trembles in his shadow.

 

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Holy Motors

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When you watch “Holy Motors,” you will try to figure out what it is about.  You will try to find some unifying construct that makes all the parts into a whole, something that makes everything make sense.  You will come up with various theories, all of which will fit almost all the parts – but never all of them.  There will always be one or two unexplainable things that blow your theory to bits.  You will either find this exhilarating or frustrating.

Denis Lavant plays a character, or a series of characters, in a number of vignettes that are mostly unrelated to each other.  Between the vignettes, he gets into a stretch limo, reads a dossier on his next character, and puts on costume and makeup necessary to play the part.  He plays everything from a single father picking his daughter up from a party to an assassin to a weirdly deformed, red-bearded freak who interrupts a fashion shoot by kidnapping the model, who doesn’t seem to mind.

Frankly, I don’t think there is a unifying theme.  I think Leos Carax has made a series of short films that are vaguely related to each other — thematically, visually, tonally, however — and bundled them all together and called it a feature film.  I think it defies explanation or categorization because that is the nature of art, and/or life – there is no simple, unifying theory that explains everything.  I think he wants you to try, and fail, to explain it all.  Maybe that’s the point of “Holy Motors.”  If it wasn’t such an entertaining, captivating film, if the individual shorts weren’t so strong, it would be awfully pretentious and pretentiously awful.  As it is, it’s pretty fun to watch, even if you’ll never really figure out what it is you just watched.

 

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Pi (1998)

I’m not sure this movie makes sense.  Maybe I’m not smart enough; I never was very good at math.  But isn’t is supposed to be about π ?  There’s a reference to pi in the beginning, but by the end, it has nothing to do with the ratio between the radius of a circle and its circumference – they’re all obsessed with a mysterious 216 digit number that may be the name of God or able to predict the stock market, or both.  Whatever it is, it’s not pi.

It’s about a brilliant mathematician who lives in a cruddy little apartment filled with computer gear, which he is trying to use to discover a mathematical pattern that will explain life, the universe, and everything (hey, here’s a hint: ask the mice.)  Both the government and a band of Hasidic priests are interested in his research, and meanwhile his mentor tells him to give it all up, for mysterious reasons.

Maybe it’s not supposed to make sense.  For what it’s worth, the best part is the part that makes the least sense.  Aronofsky shoots in high contrast black and white, which is visually striking throughout the film.  But when our hero has the number in his head and everyone’s after him – or maybe he’s lost his mind and it’s all paranoid delusion — it takes it to another level.  Everything is so discombobulated and confused that it would all just be a jumble if it were filmed in hi def color, but on the black and white stock, it almost becomes an abstraction.  I felt like I was watching avant garde animation, or a really out there music video.  Or like I was inside the head of someone losing their mind.   It’s a neat trick, a remarkable effective bit of filmmaking.

 

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Life of Pi

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This is going to be a short review.  I hope you’ll forgive me for that, but I feel like “Life of Pi” is the kind of movie that is better seen than analyzed, and I don’t want to think too much about it for fear of ruining it in my own mind.

It is a beautiful, absorbing, entertaining movie, and I enthusiastically recommend it.  It is a testament to the power of storytellng, which is my favorite thing about movies; really, storytelling is the reason why I love movies.  We can talk all night about acting, authenticity, cinematography, tone, mood, texture, but for me, if a movie fails to tell a compelling story, all of these things are just deck chairs on the Titanic.  And if a movie manages to tell a story that captivates me, I’ll forgive much.

Everything about Ang Lee’s direction of this film is devoted to telling that story – a fairy tale, really, or something like the stories Scheherazade told to save her life night after night.  So what if it’s unbelievable?  Ang Lee (or perhaps author Yann Martel) know that sometimes we crave stories that couldn’t possibly happen.  They are the best kind.

Sometimes the CGI fails Lee — occasionally the ocean looks plasticy, or the animals don’t move like they ought to.  One wishes the geniuses at Pixar had a shot at this; they’ve done much more convincing work with water and sea creatures.  But that’s my only complaint about “Life of Pi.”  It’s a very enjoyable movie.  Watch it.  Let is wash over you.  Let it transport you to a world of legends and fairy tales.  It’s one of the best films of the year.

 

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This Week on DVD: May 14, 2013

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American History X (1998)

About half of “American History X” is a good movie – the first half.  Despite director Tony Kaye’s pretensions (he also credits himself in the opening sequence as Director of Photography, just so you know that all the overly artsy slow motion shots of beaches and sunsets are HIS and no one else’s) “American History X” tells a compelling story of how a young man might become a white supremacist gangbanger.   Edward Norton plays a tough, charismatic young man who turns to violence and Nazi ideology after his father, a fireman, is murdered.  Edward Furlong (a few years post “Terminator 2″) plays his younger brother.  When Norton is sent to prison for killing two black teenagers who are trying to steal his car, Furlong picks up where he left off in the neighborhood and the gang.

But the problems really crop up right about the middle of the film; apparently Kaye knew exactly how to lead his characters into trouble, but has almost no idea how to lead them back out of it again.  Norton gets out of a jail a reformed man, convinced that all this racist propaganda is manipulative BS. He sits down with his younger brother to explain, through an extended, black-and-white flashback, how he went from the leader of the neo-Nazis to a champion for civil rights.  And it’s not the least bit plausible or convincing.  And then, based on this one late night conversation, his kid brother tears down all this swastikas and KKK posters.  Which also isn’t plausible or convincing.  Suddenly, this hard-edged and captivating movie has all the weight and intensity of an after school special.

“American History X” is famous for its problems it post-production.  Ultimately, because he did not control the final edit — in a bizarre and unorthodox move, Edward Norton himself stepped in and was a part of the editing process–  Tony Kaye disowned it, so it’s hard to know if the movie he envisioned was better or worse than this one.   If you’re interested in the guys of Hollywood and the process of moviemaking,  you HAVE to read this column, written by Tony Kaye himself, about the making of American History X, and some of his other crazy exploits to boot.  It’s the best, funniest, realest thing I’ve read in a long time.

One final note: it would be interesting to watch this alongside “Fight Club.”  Beyond the fact that Norton is at the center of both films, they are also both about a young, charismatic leader who is able to gather other men like him — men who feel powerless and frustrated — around an ideology only he seems to fully understand. I’ve always enjoyed “Fight Club” and the way it gives the middle finger to middle class, suburban malaise, but I think it takes a film like “American History X” to show me just how evil and dangerous Tyler Durden really is.

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Anna Karenina

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I’ll admit that this might be a very good, perhaps even great, movie. But almost nothing about it works for me.

To begin with, let’s talk about Joe Wright’s direction. He’s decided to do (mostly) do away with exterior shots of Russia.  Instead, he’s adopted a very complicated, aesthetic in which certain scenes appear to be set on a stage, and others backstage, or above the stage amongst the ropes.  Based on interviews, his reason for doing this was because all the other Anna Kareninas featured the same locations.  Come on, Joe, that’s a terrible reason.  All the other Anna Kareninas also featured a female in the lead role – are you going to break with tradition there as well?  You need a reason to do something, not simple a reason not to.   In addition, if you’re going to do something bold and risky like this, you need to stick with it.  You can’t just break from your aesthetic when it’s inconvenient and film a scene outdoors, which happens in “Anna Karenina.” The sparse, stagey aesthetic might have worked if Wright had fully committed to it, but personally, I find it distracting and uneven.

And then there’s the source material.  I’ve never read “AK,” but I hope it’s better than the treatment given here. It’s supposed to be a romantic tragedy, but it comes across and just a bunch of whining by a beautiful aristocrat because she can’t have everything she wants, and must therefore throw herself under a train.  Give me a break.

Of course it’s about the sexism, the different standards and consequences for men and women when it comes to sexual infidelity. A chief part of what drives Anna mad is Vronsky’s ability to go out, to continue to be a part of society, when all of that is lost to her. But you can cover that in a bawdy song or limerick; you don’t need to write a thousand page novel (or make a 2 1/2 hour movie.) So “Anna Karenina” needs to be about more than that.

Anna Karenina gives up everything for love, but then forgets, and wants things back, a little at a time. She wants to see her son on his birthday, and she gets that, though she has to steal it. Then she wants to go to the opera, and be accepted back into high society, and that’s when I stop feeling sympathy for her. I’m reminded of two movies: first, “The Deep Blue Sea,” a movie I loved, in which Rachel Weisz makes the same trade and ends up in the same position, but accepts it, sadly, as the consequences of the choice she has made. And secondly, “Vera Drake,” a movie I couldn’t stand because Imelda Staunton seems so shocked and horrified by what happens to her when she gets caught. Anna Karenina is unfortunately more like Vera Drake. I guess I have little patience for people who can’t lie in the beds they’ve made.

I’m not saying the way she is treated is just. I’m saying it should come as no surprise to her. She was once a central part of high society; surely she has turned her nose up at other fallen women. You accept the rules to the game when you start playing it.  Anna Karenina is like a quarterback crying because she got tackled too hard.  On top of that, the things she’s lost are only available to 1% of society.  This is made perfectly clear to us in an early scene, where a railroad worker appears in front of her, startles her with his existence, and then bows his head and moves on.  These people barely exist for the aristocracy, and yet they find a way to be happy without a night at the opera.

As a result, the last half hour is barely watchable, because all she does is mope around with tears in her eyes and whine about how terrible her life has become to Vronsky. Somebody get this woman a Dashboard Confessional CD and some fingerless gloves; she’s gone emo on us.

And so the ending reminds me of another movie: “Godfather Part III,” where legend has it the audience, so sick of Sofia Coppola, stood up and applauded when she was finally killed. I know I’m supposed to shed a tear for Anna Karenina, but I’ll tell you what, that train can’t come fast enough.

 

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This Week on DVD – May 7, 2013

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Buffalo ’66 (1998)

Somebody should make a list, or write a paper, or both, about films in which a man kidnaps a woman who decides she likes being kidnapped and falls in love with her captor, and they live happily ever after.  ”Buffalo ’66″ and the 2001 film “Bandits” would top the list. I know that Stockholm Syndrome is a real thing, but here it’s been filtered through male misogynistic fantasy until it becomes something entirely different from reality.  That makes this our second film from the late ’90s centered on a fantasy woman.  But that’s where the similarities between “Buffalo ’66″ and “There’s Something About Mary” come to an abrupt end.

This is a terribly ugly film, both in tone and visually. It’s ugly on purpose, I think. Maybe it’s part of the comedy. Vincent Gallo is either a very messed up individual, or he consistently casts himself as such, both in real life and in his movies.  His feud with Roger Ebert is famous/notorious, but I’m still not sure the whole thing wasn’t staged, Andy Kaufman style.

In “Buffalo ’66,” he is fresh out of prison, and determined to visit home and impress his parents, who think he’s been off on a CIA assignment or something.  Truth is his parents don’t think about him at all, and don’t believe his lies for a second.  They are obsessed with the Buffalo Bills to the point of near-insanity.  But Gallo’s so determined to gain one iota of affirmation from them that it doesn’t matter at all.  So he kidnaps Christina Ricci from a dance studio, and forces her to pretend to be his wife in front of his parents.  After that’s he’s going to murder the man he holds responsible for his time in prison – the retired kicker for the Bills, who now owns a strip club

Gallo’s character is an odd but compelling combination of  aggression and innocence, narcissism and vulnerability. He’s the kind of guy who is always saying “Did you hear what I just said? Just do what I asked you to do, alright? Please. There, I said please. OK? You happy? Now just do the f— what I told you to do.”  The film works because even though he is basically a disgusting and despicable human being, Gallo shows us just enough vulnerability and confusion in him that we come to care about him, and feel sorry for him, just a bit.

What doesn’t work is Ricci’s character.  She’s completely docile and willing, never objects to the increasingly bizarre things he asks her to do, and stays with him when he is no longer holding her captive, or even wanting her around.  We come to see something likable in Gallo because she sees it.  But it’s utterly ridiculous to think a woman in her situation would ever be able to see what she sees.

Here’s one way to watch it: she’s not real. She’s an angel, like Clarence in “It’s A Wonderful Life,” sent to keep him from doing something really evil. He’s been stupid before, but not evil. He’s never been loved, not by his parents, not by girls in school, not by anybody. She loves him immediately, unconditionally, completely.  I can almost watch it this way, but the ending ruins it.  I want her gone in the end, like Clarence is,  just as I want Mary to disappear into thin air at the end of “There’s Something About Mary.”  These women are fantasies, and fantasies don’t last.  Real women don’t perform oral sex while watching Sportscenter, and they don’t like being kidnapped.

Just a quick side note: watching these two films has me jonesing for “High Fidelity,” a great comedy about a man who decides to stop chasing fantasy women and settle into the hard working of being in a relationship with a real woman.  I half recommend both “Buffalo ’66″ and “There’s Something About Mary;” I heartily recommend “High Fidelity.” 

 

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